Hi! It's allthenobodyppl here! This blog came about because I've posted an entry requesting readers to ask me any question and then name a character from a fandom. I would then answer that question like I am the character. It became such a hit that my main blog got completely flooded with questions! I've created this sub-blog to answer as many questions you like and as any fandom character I know.

List of the fandoms I know:

  • All Bowie characters and personas (except for Tesla and Cyrus)
  • 28 Days Later
  • Alice in Wonderland (2010)
  • Red Eye
  • Supernatural

NOTE: There is a duality between a lot of characters. So if you want a certain character Dark or Nice, you should specify. Otherwise, I choose to my own liking lol.

WARNING: I won't be censoring myself (or you) unless I've managed to get uncomfortable. I don't get uncomfortable easy (at least compared to the normal/decent person lol).

 

sciencebranchblues asked
Ew, I narrowly avoided that fate from the other side of the desk this semester. I don't envy you one bit. But is that it? No vacations or anything? That sucks.

Income is tight these days. No vacation this year, it seems. I don’t have anywhere I particularly wish to visit; no big loss.

sciencebranchblues asked
Hi, Professor Jones! *smiles* Any fun plans for the summer?

Summer courses for students who either failed their previous course, or need to catch up. How riveting.

emoemu-san asked
At my mentioning that it wasn't entirely right to do so. Look, your Majesty...*sigh*...I'm sorry if I've offended you or anything, but I'm just trying to /talk/.

*No longer paying attention* What wasn’t right to do…what?

emoemu-san asked
This whole thing started because you'd closed the doors to your kingdom. Fair enough and that's your decision, but why such...'irritation' at its mention?

 Mention of what? *yawns*

emoemu-san asked
[OOC: Thanks! And Jareth, you're so mean...] Look, what's your issue, Jareth? I'm just trying to talk to you, and you're Stench-ing and sulking and...Why are you so damned angry all the time?

*arches a brow* angry all the time? This is not anger, girl; this is far from anger. I’m merely irritated.

emoemu-san asked
[OOC: I tried to ask this once before, but I don't think it sent. Forgive me if I end up saying this twice!] Right Words, Right Questions. You said that it takes more than that. But there is something I've been wondering. If you're such an all-powerful Goblin King, and I'm just an otherworlder, how come you've not magicked me away to the Bog of Eternal Stench? Why'm I still here?

[OOC: Oh, no, I’ve got it, sorry ^^;; I went off to a kickboxing class and was too exhausted afterwards to do anything besides lay around and moan XD. But I shall answer it now, hehe]

Sending you to the Bog would mean granting you entrance into my kingdom. Nice try, girl.

Although if you should ever find a way to open a portal to the Underground (which I highly doubt), then I would be more than happy to send you on your way to the Bog the very moment you step foot into my Labyrinth.

emoemu-san asked
Not so fast. You still haven't given me a straight answer. Speaking in riddles is all very well when you're dazzle-and-awe-ing, but I;m not impressed, and I'm not leaving until you tell me what I want to know.

Still here? Well, you are not asking the right questions.

emoemu-san asked
No one of consequence. As I said, <i>Majesty</i>, do what you will. Why should I care?

*Leans back against throne, bored*

Off you go then.

*shooing wave of dismissal*

emoemu-san asked
Fine. Do what you will, Goblin King. True, nothing is freely given, but I thought you above that. I was wrong.

Above looking out for my own welfare? Last thing I need is to have my castle blown to kingdom come once again. Who are you to demand such favors?

emoemu-san asked
Jareth, it wasn't just this time. I think that you are not taking your responsibilities seriously. I think that you are sitting on your throne, sulking because the Williams girl didn't want you, and leaving the goblins--the goblins, Jareth!--to do your work for you. So she couldn't babysit one night. There are others in this world who need escape more than she did, and I by no means mean myself. Wake up and smell the chicken shit. And for the love of God, stop sulking.

Do you know anything at all about summoning spells? And summoning royalty, no less. Perhaps you lot should do some more research and look upon your own failings before you blame others for your own inadequacies. The “Right Words” are no longer enough when my kingdom became flooded with naive little girls wanting a “little adventure.” I have better things to do than to provide comfort to girls disillusioned with their own world. My responsibilities are to my kingdom and to my subjects, not to you, otherworlders.

If you cannot bother to learn how to open a portal between worlds on your own, that is no problem of mine. There is absolutely no incentive for me to help you. Nothing is easy, and nothing is freely given.